Pure//Accelerate 2018 – (Fairly) Full Disclosure

Disclaimer: I recently attended Pure//Accelerate 2018.  My flights, accommodation and conference pass were paid for by Pure Storage via the Analysts and Influencers program. There is no requirement for me to blog about any of the content presented and I am not compensated in any way for my time at the event.  Some materials presented were discussed under NDA and don’t form part of my blog posts, but could influence future discussions.

Here are my notes on gifts, etc, that I received as a conference attendee at Pure//Accelerate 2018. This is by no stretch an interesting post from a technical perspective, but it’s a way for me to track and publicly disclose what I get and how it looks when I write about various things. I’m going to do this in chronological order, as that was the easiest way for me to take notes during the week. While everyone’s situation is different, I took 5 days of unpaid leave to attend this conference.

 

Saturday

My wife dropped me at the BNE domestic airport and I had some ham and cheese and a few coffees in the Qantas Club. I flew Qantas economy class to SFO via SYD. The flights were paid for by Pure Storage. Plane food was consumed on the flight. It was a generally good experience, and I got myself caught up with Season 3 of Mr. Robot. Pure paid for a car to pick me up at the airport. My driver was the new head coach of the San Francisco City Cats ABA team, so we talked basketball most of the trip. I stayed at a friend’s place until late Monday and then checked in to the Marriott Marquis in downtown San Francisco. The hotel costs were also covered by Pure.

 

Tuesday

When I picked up my conference badge I was given a Pure Storage and Rubrik co-branded backpack. On Tuesday afternoon we kicked off the Analyst and Influencer Experience with a welcome reception at the California Academy of Sciences. I helped myself to a Calicraft Coast Kolsch and 4 Aliciella Bitters. I also availed myself of the charcuterie selection, cheese balls and some fried shrimp. The most enjoyable part of these events is catching up with good folks I haven’t seen in a while, like Vaughn and Craig.

As we left we were each given a shot glass from the Academy of Sciences that was shaped like a small beaker. Pure also had a small box of Sweet 55 chocolate delivered to our hotel rooms. That’s some seriously good stuff. Sorry it didn’t make it home kids.

After the reception I went to dinner with Alastair Cooke, Chris Evans and Matt Leib at M.Y. China in downtown SF. I had the sweet and sour pork and rice and 2 Tsingtao beers. The food was okay. We split the bill 4 ways.

 

Wednesday

We were shuttled to the event venue early in the morning. I had a sausage and egg breakfast biscuit, fruit and coffee in the Analysts and Influencers area for breakfast. I need to remind myself that “biscuits” in their American form are just not really my thing. We were all given an Ember temperature control ceramic mug. I also grabbed 2 Pure-flavoured notepads and pens and a Pure Code t-shirt. Lunch in the A&I room consisted of chicken roulade, salmon, bread roll, pasta and Perrier sparkling spring water. I also grabbed a coffee in between sessions.

Christopher went down to the Solutions Expo and came back with a Quantum sticker (I am protecting data from the dark side) and Veeam 1800mAh keychain USB charger for me. I also grabbed some stickers from Justin Warren and some coffee during another break. No matter how hard I tried I couldn’t trick myself into believing the coffee was good.

There was an A&I function at International Smoke and I helped myself to cheese, charcuterie, shrimp cocktail, ribs, various other finger foods and 3 gin and tonics. I then skipped the conference entertainment (The Goo Goo Dolls) to go with Stephen Foskett and see Terra Lightfoot and The Posies play at The Independent. The car to and from the venue and the tickets were very kindly covered by Stephen. I had two 805 beers while I was there. It was a great gig. 5 stars.

 

Thursday

For breakfast I had fruit, a chocolate croissant and some coffee. Scott Lowe kindly gave me a printed copy of ActualTech’s latest Gorilla Guide to Converged Infrastructure. I also did a whip around the Solutions Expo and grabbed:

  • A Commvault glasses cleaner;
  • 2 plastic Zerto water bottles;
  • A pair of Rubrik socks;
  • A Cisco smart wallet and pen;
  • Veeam webcam cover, retractable charging cable and $5 Starbucks card; and
  • A Catalogic pen.

Lunch was boxed. I had the Carne Asada, consisting of Mexican style rice, flat iron steak, black beans, avocado, crispy tortilla and cilantro. We were all given 1GB USB drives with a copies of the presentations from the A&I Experience on them as well. That was the end of the conference.

I had dinner at ThirstBear Brewing Co with Alastair, Matt Leib and Justin. I had the Thirstyburger, consisting of Richards Ranch grass-fed beef, mahón cheese, chorizo-andalouse sauce, arugula, housemade pickles, panorama bun, and hand-cut fried kennebec patatas. This was washed down with two glasses of The Admiral’s Blend.

 

Friday

As we didn’t fly out until Friday evening, Alastair and I spent some time visiting the Museum of Modern Art. vBrownBag covered my entry to the museum, and the Magritte exhibition was terrific. We then lunched in Chinatown at a place (Maggie’s Cafe) that reminded me a lot of the Chinese places in Brisbane. Before I went to the airport I had a few beers in the hotel bar. This was kindly paid for by Justin Warren. On Friday evening Pure paid for a car to take Justin and I to SFO for our flight back to Australia. Justin gets extra thanks for having me as his plus one in the fancier lounges that I normally don’t have access to.

Big thanks to Pure Storage for having me over for the week, and big thanks to everyone who spent time with me at the event (and after hours) – it’s a big part of why I keep coming back to these types of events.

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